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This is Your Captain Speaking

Archives

chronological order




  1. The Problem with Baboons - Saturday, March 31, 2007
  2. Short Open Letters - Saturday, March 31, 2007
  3. How to Wish Properly - Sunday, April 1, 2007
  4. I Have Holes in My Brain - Tuesday, April 3, 2007
  5. What I've Learned About Blogging - Tuesday, April 3, 2007
  6. Advancements in Toilet Technology - Wednesday, April 4, 2007
  7. Where Are the Sex Machines? - Friday, April 6, 2007
  8. Happy Easter! - Sunday, April 8, 2007
  9. VH1's Behind the Scenes: Captain Smack - Monday, April 9, 2007
  10. Interesting Things I've Done to My Penis: Part One - Friday, April 13, 2007
  11. Jesus and Elvis: At the Park - Monday, April 16, 2007
  12. Save the Music Industry - Steal More Music - Wednesday, April 18, 2007
  13. Happy Earth Day! - Sunday, April 22, 2007
  14. Jesus and Elvis: Here Comes Freakazoid - Monday, April 23, 2007
  15. Picking My Nose - Tuesday, April 24, 2007
  16. For UBERMOUTH: The Latest Crazes - Sunday, April 29, 2007
  17. How to Start Your Own Religion - Tuesday, May 1, 2007
  18. In The Future - Sunday, May 6, 2007
  19. Jesus and Elvis: Midgets and Quicksand - Thursday, May 10, 2007
  20. Happy Mother's Day - Sunday, May 13, 2007
  21. A Dream Come True - Monday, May 14, 2007
  22. Interesting Things I've Done to My Penis: Part Two - Monday, May 14, 2007
  23. Jesus and Elvis: Jesus Has a Date! - Saturday, May 19, 2007
  24. Serial Killing Today Advertisement - Tuesday, May 22, 2007
  25. An Amusing Anecdote - Thursday, May 24, 2007
  26. Bombs Away! - Thursday, May 31, 2007
  27. The Cosmic Gas Cap - Monday, June 4, 2007
  28. Ask Not What Your Captain Can Do For You... - Sunday, June 10, 2007
  29. I love the Smell of Napalm in the Morning - Thursday, June 14, 2007
  30. Jesus and Elvis: We Two Kings - Monday, June 18, 2007
  31. The Beast with Thirteen Backs - Wednesday, June 20, 2007
  32. I've Always Been A Feminist At Heart - Tuesday, June 26, 2007
  33. Beep - Tuesday, July 3, 2007
  34. The Mind Is A Terrible Thing - Monday, July 9, 2007
  35. Jesus and Elvis - Hot Gay Sex - Monday, July 16, 2007
  36. WTFWJD? - Thursday, July 19, 2007
  37. WTFWJD? - Advice from the #1 Son - Thursday, July 26, 2007
  38. Old Whupass - Tuesday, July 31, 2007
  39. A Happy Ending - Tuesday, August 7, 2007
  40. In The Future: Episode Two - Thursday, August 16, 2007
  41. I Go Where The Boobs Are - Thursday, August 16, 2007
  42. Hey, guess what? - Wednesday, August 22, 2007
  43. Xenu Returns - Wednesday, August 29, 2007
  44. Breaking News - Tuesday, September 4, 2007
  45. Worst Post Ever - Wednesday, September 12, 2007
  46. I shave my balls - Wednesday, September 19, 2007
  47. You Don't Know Diddly - Wednesday, September 26, 2007
  48. When you're at the end of your rope... - Friday, September 28, 2007
  49. I Heart My Brain - Thursday, October 4, 2007